I haven't posted ANYTHING in YEARS. WOW! I am bad at this blog thang. OOPSSS.
So, I've had a writers blog. I am not gifted with words. As the great Victoria Baker Harber once said, "if you cannot wow with words, baffle with bullshit"; words to live by.
So, I've had a writers blog. I am not gifted with words. As the great Victoria Baker Harber once said, "if you cannot wow with words, baffle with bullshit"; words to live by.
1. Lack of
ideas. Why don’t I do anything interesting? Maybe people want to know about the
contents of my handbag. I doubt it. Wait, I don’t really have a handbag. There’s
nothing in the world people haven’t already written about. ANY ideas, come on…
2. Getting
an idea but being unable to come up with anything good enough. Did we all see
Justin’s new hair? 1D are releasing a new album? How about an article on how to
get some good selfie lighting? 👀
3. Watching
hours of TV to inspire you. Maybe I will learn something new from a TV show.
Once upon a time? Friends? White collar? House? Oh! I know! This is PRIME time
to catch up on OITNB.
4. Watching
4 seasons of OITNB and still having no idea what to write. Well I think
EVERYONE knows how hot Ruby Rose is. 😍 That was a great way to spend a day but
still nothing to write about. LOL @ my life.
5. Picking
at anything and everything. Clutching at straws. Maybe people will be
interested in Land Law? Or EU law? Then again, I think if that were the case
they’d have chosen to do a law degree. Who does that? Oh, wait….
6. Listening
to some music to get you in the writing mood. EMINEM anyone? The man has such a
way with words. True talent right there.
7. Learning
the lyrics to the 12 new songs in the charts. All this time I though they’ve been
saying “like the legend of the penis” but
apparently not….
8. Harassing
your housemates for ideas. Jessssssss? Whatcha doin’????? Alisssssson? What’s a
farmers’ life really like?
9. Hoping you’ll
do something blog worthy. Maybe if I drink enough ill do something REALLY
stupid and I can blog about it. I’m sure people want to read about me taking my
top off in Camden right?
10. Realising
you’ve got nothing, maybe that’s it. What am I doing with my life? Nothing,
apparently. Maybe that’s a good post in itself.
I will do my very very best to post more regularly.
I will do my very very best to post more regularly.
Until next time, remember I've said it so it must be true....
Chantelle7
Song of the post: What do you mean? - Justin Bieber
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